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PART 1

All my life I HAVE NEVER been commited to anything…my longest lasted diet to about a month with VERY satisfying results…emphasis on very…umm lets see my longest faze with a guy was oh average three months in which I didn’t even like him at all but was secretly flattered that he asked me out…..of course the fact that at the athletes carnival the week before he competed with his shirt off ( and let me say best bod of the yr ) had nothing to do with it………………Oh who am I kidding it had absolutely EVERYTHING to do with why I was with him……at first it was all fun and games nothinh serious …until he wanted to meet my parents…….WHAO I was like “ you’re kidding right?” and he was all casual “ well I think its time I met them…..”

I have to break this off was my first thought… immediately. Guys will NEVER EVER BLEVER understand the mind of my dad….He will fckin literally take that guy and castrate him on the street with his own hands I might add and leave him out there to die….plus the guy being white..( well half white anyway but still a white boy lols) Oh I cannot even imagine the consequences..He thinks anyone who is any other nationality other than somali is naturally inferior in mind & heart…..which I think is ridiculous seeing as my uncle <- his own brother..marrried a blue eyed blonde hair woman and they have two beautiful kids and are completely and utterly in love.

So I broke it off with the guy…….badly might I add.

Ex: Umm, hey I was wondering if you wanted to go beach with the guys and me tomorrow.I can pick you up yea.?

Okay if you knew me at all you would realise there was Two things wrong with this situation.

1. Me at the beach with a bunch of guys was Never going to work…I have a huge complex about being surrounded by guys with me being the only girl .. Friends or whichever….i feel awkward and out of place and naturally self concious which I hate above the most…

2. Picking me up at my place was a very bad idea. I remember when my sister got dropped off work by work mates ( guys…one very cute one :D) and my dad went OFF like britney spears at her comeback MTV concert…..Badly.

Me: *sigh* Yeaaaaaaaaaa look, I don’t think it going to work.

Of course the fact that he went psycho and pucnhed the window of his car didn’t help and that he started smoking and practically never came to Bio which was ‘Our’ class ….his friends who were girls naturally hated me and though I was leading him on.

Oh btw did I meantion that I HAD the hugest crush on his close friend micheal?. Micheal. Micheal Micheal. Micheal. Micheal Oh Micheal was maltese & had like godly status at our school soo delicously good looking but me being with the girls on the wall….

( Oh, our school totally had seating arangments for different cliques sort of like mean girls…Popualr girls on the front steps…popular guys on seats right near the canteen ….rebelious losers out the back…nerds ( hey.. I hate using the word because I am a nerd…but not at school ..or maybe I was…..i dunno) next to the library….and everyone else who was normal on the brick wall…This only lasted from Year 7-10 after that when we were all seniors our brick wall gladly accepted everyone because of the smaller numbers.)

Anyway back to micheal so yea did I mention I had super bad eyesight? And of course it being high school I totally avoided wearing glasses and didn’t have enough money to buy contacts LMAO

So when everyone on the brickwall would mention how hot micheal was id be like squinting at the guys area across trying to see him properly lols which of course was to no avail.

But when I started to go out with T.M I began to sit over there and one day I was there in the morning waiting for T.M to arrive sitting bored…filing my nails ahha when I felt the pressure on the seat next to me ….i thought it was T.M because he’s usually the first one to some in his group.[.<- oldest and he had his license..:p ]

“Hey Bab-” OMG I stopped as my eyes layed upon perfection. I AM NOT KIDDING. He had the most smoothest chiseled face…Like I mean this was fcking high school right? Everyone had pimples..except me. ..ahha my parents had smooth skin when they were younger so I was naturallly blessed with good genes.

So it was kinda freaky seeing NO pimples on a guy …oh and his HAIR was to die for I just wanted to ruffle my fingers through it all day long…*sigh* I think I was drooling for a while but what do you expect…I was in shock for crisssakes…

He just turned and looked at me with his sexy smoldering eyes and simply went “hey, isnt T.M here yet?..i got something to tell him”

Im like stammering “huh?—ohh umm nah no- not yet” so nervously ahaah oh my high school days…

So from then on I started to turn up randomly and if micheal was away id be bored and leave …oh btw this silly faze lasted about three weeks when I realised what an up himself overly self confidant and like all good looking guys guys he Knew he WAS good looking…but unlike cute Anthony from Year 7 who EVERYGIRL had a crush on was a complete jerk until he moved to Queensland…micheal with all his sexy flaws wasn’t a jerk. He was respectful and considerate and nice…

I mean once I was talking to him and we were engaged in a pretty intense debate when he suddenly got up and stood up. Naturally, I thought he was stretching his legs being a footy player and couldn’t handle sitting down for long periods of time. But oh how was I wrong. He was still talking to me but was a bit disracted and was peering at something behind me.

A Huge Window.

That’s right. He was checking himself out in the mirror.Fixing his collar.His hair. Plus what made it worse was that he started to complain about how his ran out of hair products and he Had to use his sisters…

UGH.what a turn off. I mean at least T.M was manly. I mean don’t get me wrong I think metro guys are really something but Please don’t talk about what you do. Like if a guy waxes his legs is good sign but when he starts to talk about his leg waxing routine.its time to go.

Look out for PART II!

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