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I’m Amal.( Umm-all).Somehow Multi-lingual.
I eat cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
I'd watch Disney Channel every hour of the day if I could.
I flirt with guys AND girls.Meh.Shrugs. Winks.
My goals in life include being a successful swindler, a professional shrink, and maybe someone you could bring home to meet mom with.

Oh yea and..
My childhood > Your childhood.

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Currently
1July, 01.55pm.

drinking: water.
eating: pods.
feeling: suicidal.
listening: New Divide-Linkin Park.
watching: Fullhouse
random: Herbert The Pervert.

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OMG.
OH MY GOD.
='(
It is official.
I think .....like a fat person.
So your probably wondering...how DO fat people think.?
Do they even think differently to average sized people?
Well yes. Yes they do
Let me show you.
Scenario Uno:
I decided for some fat reason to eat TWO packets of Migoreng yesterday.I was making it
preparing the veggies and what not and all of a sudden I noticed something in the corner of my eye...a plate of rice. Yes. Im making noodles BUT the rice just somehow called out my name. Now if it was ONE packet of migoreng. It wouldn't be such a big deal. BUT IT WAS TWO. I mean my plate was already overflowing for godsakes. And you know what I thought? The first thing that popped into my head when I seen the plate? " Well if i dont eat it now..someone else will later" WTF. WTF. Like, some might call it selfish thinking. I just call it FAT. =[ I mean I could have easily just thought...."Il leave it for another time"...or " Maybe someone else in my family might feel like rice.." but NOOOOOO. I had to have all to myself LOL. Even as I type this im stuffing my face with pizza hahaha. *pause* I hate myself.

OMG LOL LMFAO FACEBOOK BETRAYED ME.
My current name is: Amal Rabbinavong
Im...LAOS NOW? ROFL.
ARRGGH FAIL wont let me change back >-(

On other news:
I got a domain name yeaay!! For free too ;p
It should be up and running in two days I hope. tee hee~~! no more blogspot.com

Gotta love those MSN moments

10:22 PM) Jono>>:hey whats an amalbolism?
(10:22 PM) Amalbolism:LOL!!
(10:23 PM) Jono>>:so what i can gather is
Metabolism is the amount of energy (calories) your body burns to maintain itself. Whether you are eating, drinking, sleeping, cleaning etc... your body is constantly burning calories to keep you going.
(10:23 PM) Jono>>:so the application of amals in order to maintain a balance within an environment?
(10:23 PM) Jono>>:so maybe, amalbolism is your presence within a group of people to maintain social order?
(10:25 PM) Jono>>:what u think?

harharhar Jono you funny bastard ;D
Better than Jeffrey's theory of amalbolism.
Which I wont even mention.
God he's an ass sometimes ;p


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